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I have been fit all my life and a gym instructor fairly good diet with hardly any sugar and no bread,, i do not drink coffee nor do I drink any soda drinks, i do not drink alcohol and so the list goes on... only to maintain a healthy way of living, I HAVE CELLULITE>>>> I have tried many home remedies believe me I have tried them all.. the only one that works for me, but is an everyday routine now, is
1. dry brush the bumpy area
2. jump in a hot shower with your mixture of coffee grounds and grape seed oil, rub into area,,
3. use exfoliating glove on area
4. rinse in cold water
5. buy yourself a derma roller.. why? it absorbs any product by 400%
6. rub in your cream,, any cellulite cream or gel they are all very similar,,
7. I prefer to use birch oil
it works, but you have to maintain..

no matter how skinny you are,, some area affected more than others,, diet plays an important role..but we all need our chocolate from time to time..:) goodluck.. and if no luck... when we are 70 are we really going to care?? lol.x

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Ladies. Here's a recipe. It really does work! Please follow instructions carefully to ensure best results.

1. Mix 1/2 cup ground coffee, with 1/4 cup sea salt & enough olive oil to make it pasty.
2. Stir until well blended
3. Step into bath tub & apply about 1/3 of mixture on your thighs 1st.
4. Massage in circular motion & upwards
5. Get into a meditative state as you massage your thighs & chant the words 'cellulite be gone.' Do this for 5 mins.
6. Then proceed to massage 1/3 of the mixture on your buttocks.
7. Close your eyes and imagine Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Antonio Banderas or other hot stud is massaging your coffee covered buns. Do this for 5 mins.
8. Spend the next 30 mins trying to get the coffee off your skin
9. Spend another 30 mins trying to scrub the damn coffee from your bath tub. All this while trying to block out the noise of your husband, boyfriend, roommate rolling on the floor laughing at your expense.
10. Check to make sure all is thoroughly cleaned up.
11. Go cuddle with a husband/boyfriend/lover who will remind you of how beautiful you are and how much he loves you (cellulite and all).
12. Proceed to make passionate love, and try not to worry too much about whether any residual coffee grounds will stain the sheets.
13. Store the remaining 1/3rd of the mixture in a small plastic container & keep in the freezer. This is a souvenir of this day and a reminder of how often we spend time trying to fix things that are not broken.

Take care everyone and stay beautiful.


P.S. This actually happened to me...


Speaking from my own personal experience with cellulite. I found that it took me around 3-4 weeks for my cellulite to show some developments. I followed the program religiously, and it is also important to do exercises 3 times a week and it worked for me showing great improvement on the cellulite on my thighs and legs.


Hi ladies, if you want to work the cellulite out what you need is your patient and times.

The scrub and the cream cellulite only does work when you do it after you exercise, gym or jogging. the cheap way what you can do is after exercise do straigh away scrub (mix coffee+rice grain+cocunut oil)in cellulite area by circular movement, rinse off and shower like normal. Dry up your body then apply cream or gel for cellulite.

Avocado is actually good to help to flush out the cellulite but has to consume plain avocado with no salt, sugar, oil, milk or any other stuff, just avo.



I go to PilateSpa in New Jersey and it has done wonders for my cellulite. The owner, Debbie, does Pilates, Piloxing (pilates and boxing together), classes, as well as many more types of classes. Those classes and the creams and things she has sold me have made my cellulite completely disappear.


I am 30 years old , am skinny..and suddenly cellulite appears from no where, I was thinking what I did recently , the only new habit was taking vitamins like fish oil..I don't know if its realted but I stopped ..I will take the recommendations you wrote but if can write for me a good product for anticellulite

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