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Kadatije

It seems that there is a lot of different options and opinions about cellulite. But do they work? I have tried many. It isn't genetic as my Nana had eight children and no cellulite, my mother just had two and no cellulite, my older sister had 6 children..she is overweight and no cellulite. I on the other hand had 4 children, have been fit all my life..was an aerobic instructor and Tai Chi teacher and it started to appear as a teenager in a small area..and that was when I was a ballet dancer and always ate well as my mother was very particular about diet. I have seen women of all ages getting massaged for this problem and it is only temporary so it must be a much deeper or emotional issue than diet...I have lived on Cattle stations with old people who have lived on corned beef and damper and cooked with dripping and guess what! no cellulite or health problems...but no stress either..just a relaxed and casual lifestyle. So there it is....lifestyle and attitude plays a big role..it is slowing working for me..finally.

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me

I believe and have successfully helped some of my female clients.
Be Natural
Use Natural
Fight It
A thorough deep massage with narural herbs work well to give shine to cellulite area and kill some of the skin fats beneath.

me

I believe and have successfully helped some of my female clients.
Be Natural
Use Natural
Fight It
A thorough deep massage with narural herbs work well to give shine to cellulite area and kill some of the skin fats beneath.
check my linkedin group: HELP FIGHT CELLULITE
Purely non commercial
massagehome@ymail.com

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Okay reading about how you do not have cellulite doesn't help anyone..

Adia

Ladies. Here's the recipe. It really does work! Please follow instructions carefully to ensure best results.

1. Mix 1/2 cup ground coffee, with 1/4 cup sea salt & enough olive oil to make it pasty.
2. Stir until well blended
3. Step into bath tub & apply about 1/3 of mixture on your thighs 1st.
4. Massage in circular motion & upwards
5. Get into a meditative state as you massage your thighs & chant the words 'cellulite be gone.' Do this for 5 mins.
6. Then proceed to massage 1/3 of the mixture on your buttocks.
7. Close your eyes and imagine Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Antonio Banderas or other hot stud is massaging your coffee covered buns. Do this for 5 mins.
8. Spend the next 30 mins trying to get the coffee off your skin
9. Spend another 30 mins trying to scrub the damn coffee from your bath tub. All this while trying to block out the noise of your husband, boyfriend, roommate rolling on the floor laughing at your expense.
10. Check to make sure all is thoroughly cleaned up.
11. Go cuddle with a husband/boyfriend/lover who will remind you of how beautiful you are and how much he loves you (cellulite and all).
12. Proceed to make passionate love, and try not to worry too much about whether any residual coffee grounds will stain the sheets.
13. Store the remaining 1/3rd of the mixture in a small plastic container & keep in the freezer. This is a souvenir of this day and a reminder of how often we spend time trying to fix things that are not broken.

Take care everyone and stay beautiful.

Adia

P.S. This actually happened to me...

Anonymous

Loiuse Hay says it's 'holding on to the lumps and bumps of childhood. I feel it is..and also a rejection of the feminine..growing older woman..etc. Kidnyes need to work well to flush toxins..lots of water. If there is any shame or discomfort with being female..I feel it tends to hold itself there in the thighs. Thats been my experience anyhoo...

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