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RIP Nana Boo Boo

I know this sounds crazy, but after an intense night of sushi my head was pounding like an elephant stomping on dandelions.
I talked to my Nana Boo Boo, from Jamaica and she gave me a fool proof method!! I've been using it ever since and it has stood the test of time! All you need to do to start feeling like yourself again is follow these steps..
(Read instructions carefully before beginning. Also, Nana Boo Boo suggests consulting a physician of high standing in the community.)
1. First things first: this remedy will go NO where without a little faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust!
2. Lie upside down on the couch. Let your head dangle and swing back and forth like a metronome!
3. Play some smooth tunes and make sure your head sways to the rhythm of the music of the night.
4. Combine warm milk with the zest of a lime and sip ever so slowly through a straw (you should be sure to minimize the head metronome motion at this time, however if things go awry, Nana Boo Boo always says 'don't cry over spilled milk)
5. Finally, reset yourself to your original upright position on the couch. Your head should be completely freed from any ache by this point, however I strongly suggest carrying yourself with a distinct metronome swagger for the rest of the day.

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^Hey, you racist pig! Jamaicans are the reason for many natural remedies! You more than likely have a headache due to your lack of a brain!

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