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LADIES listen up!! Encouragement Coming:

I am 6ft tall, 140lbs and insanely athletic. I run, I workout and eat healthy, with the occasional margarita. I have been blessed with a very athletic looking physique BUT I have been fighting cellulite as long as I can remember. I don't have a lot, on the back of my thighs right under my buns and it makes me so self conscious!! I read all these cellulite coffee wraps and THEY WORK! Immediate results! BUT WARNING: apply evenly! I simply used coffee grounds, a little sea salt for coarseness, and some olive oil. Results after my first treatment, but I applied unevenly and actually reshaped one of my thighs. 2nd treatment applied evenly took care of it but heads up. Hope this helps you guys. It makes me smile and will skyrocket your self confidence!

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Kateland, What is the recipe for the coffee, sea salt & Olive oil. And wrap with what and how long? Is the coffee freash or already used grains?
Thank you!


yes I would like to know the recipe for the sea salt i have the ingredients already


do the coffee grounds need to be used or right out of the can


Please tell us what we are to use as a wrap? I've heard of people using everything from garbage bags & Saran-wrap to medical bandaging what do recommend?


Ladies. Here's the recipe. It really does work! Please follow instructions carefully to ensure best results.

1. Mix 1/2 cup ground coffee, with 1/4 cup sea salt & enough olive oil to make it pasty.
2. Stir until well blended
3. Step into bath tub & apply about 1/3 of mixture on your thighs 1st.
4. Massage in circular motion & upwards
5. Get into a meditative state as you massage your thighs & chant the words 'cellulite be gone.' Do this for 5 mins.
6. Then proceed to massage 1/3 of the mixture on your buttocks.
7. Close your eyes and imagine Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Antonio Banderas or other hot stud is massaging your coffee covered buns. Do this for 5 mins.
8. Spend the next 30 mins trying to get the coffee off your skin
9. Spend another 30 mins trying to scrub the damn coffee from your bath tub. All this while trying to block out the noise of your husband, boyfriend, roommate rolling on the floor laughing at your expense.
10. Check to make sure all is thoroughly cleaned up.
11. Go cuddle with a husband/boyfriend/lover who will remind you of how beautiful you are and how much he loves you (cellulite and all).
12. Proceed to make passionate love, and try not to worry too much about whether any residual coffee grounds will stain the sheets.
13. Store the remaining 1/3rd of the mixture in a small plastic container & keep in the freezer. This is a souvenir of this day and a reminder of how often we spend time trying to fix things that are not broken.

Take care everyone and stay beautiful.


P.S. This actually happened.

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