Apple Cider Vinegar is dangerous! I've recently noticed two warts up my ass and freaked out. I didn't want to go to a doctor because what would I tell my mom I had to go see a doctor for? So I came to the Internet and read millions of comments about the wonders of ACV from people all over the world. Then I decided to give it a try. I soaked a ball of cotton with vinegar and stuck it up my ass. It stung a little for a while but I thought it was bearable (and I did read people's comments saying it hurt a little, so I thought it was normal and wouldn't get worse - yeah, I was wrong about that). Once I forgot about that little pain, I fell asleep and when I woke up I couldn't move! I crawled to the bathroom and took the cotton ball out only to reveal a very irritated anal mucosa, hyper red with black spots on it and a supernatural pain. It was 6AM and I couldn't scream so I cried silently. It was so painful I passed out in the bathroom. I'm pretty tough and resistent to pain, but boy, I've never been in such horrible misery. Now I'm laying in bed, ass burnt, still hurting like hell and I can't tell anyone about it and pretend it's all normal when I can barely walk. Please, DON'T try the acv thing under any circumstance, unless you got warts on your hands or feet or somewhere else. I'm convinced acv is not the best option for the genital version of it.
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